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have to do a bunch of hundred-question surveys by the end of this week, because the higher education counsellor who is helping me told me to.
i find some of the highly specific questions funny. no, i can't fix a car engine... no, i can't raise orchids or other exotic plants... no, i can't cook a gourmet meal... can't reattach lost limbs either, or build a balcony, or sort out a lover's spat... not particularly interested in joining a military regiment at the moment... I appear to be quite useless!
i also keep getting these sharp foot-muscle cramps that immobilize me for up to a minute at a time. my dad claims they're growing pains-- says he used to get them all the time at my age. ma told me something about people dying from sudden foot contractions whilst swimming. i chose to tune that out and believe my dad for my own sake... should be glad i'm growing, at least. be a bit unfortunate to be 5'6 for the rest of my life!
i find some of the highly specific questions funny. no, i can't fix a car engine... no, i can't raise orchids or other exotic plants... no, i can't cook a gourmet meal... can't reattach lost limbs either, or build a balcony, or sort out a lover's spat... not particularly interested in joining a military regiment at the moment... I appear to be quite useless!
i also keep getting these sharp foot-muscle cramps that immobilize me for up to a minute at a time. my dad claims they're growing pains-- says he used to get them all the time at my age. ma told me something about people dying from sudden foot contractions whilst swimming. i chose to tune that out and believe my dad for my own sake... should be glad i'm growing, at least. be a bit unfortunate to be 5'6 for the rest of my life!
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i'm going to start dead-hanging from a metal bar all day everyday in hopes of reaching the big 7'0. the lakers need me.